Score: 3

"Meh. Sorry."

submission: MAZE-E-ONIA

date: October 16, 2009

Too simple, too plain, and too easy to cheat--hold down the right button and then let it go and left-click ont he button at the end.

Score: 9

"Both endings"

submission: Fishing Girl

date: October 12, 2009

Lifekiwi-- You save the boy either way. If you blow up the sharks, he swims across and there are fireworks.

Score: 8

"Having gotten 4 out of 5 endings..."

submission: The Majesty of Colors

date: July 14, 2009

You CAN save the kid. You're just going about it the wrong way. The kid isn't the only thing you can grab in the ocean, after all.

Score: 10

"I have a confession to make."

submission: There She Is!! final step

date: July 6, 2009

I break down crying every single time I see this chapter. I think I did on chapter 4, too, but these are happy tears. I admit, I'm a soft-hearted sentimentalist, but this is just amazing beyond words. I hope you people at SamBakZa are proud of yourselves for this, because you people deserve it. Congratulations.

Score: 3

"Agh AIMING."

submission: All Hallow's Eve

date: June 22, 2009

I want to like this game, I really do. But it feels like something in the aiming is off. Sometimes I can headshot zombies on the way in, but other times my shots don't hit--and I know their skulls are in my sights--until they're at the walls causing damage. As a result, unless I turn all my funds to repair, I can't make it through the second level. Maybe if I could get a better gun and didn't have to use three shots--enough to with luck kill one zombie and wound another--and then wait to reload...Sorry, right now the actual gameplay feels clunky, and I can't enjoy this.

Score: 3

"Keep trying."

submission: Fight the Futon

date: December 14, 2008

Not bad, but really, really simplistic in interface. You look like you can do better, and I'll give this a non-blamming score when you do.

Score: 9

"Argh."

submission: SHIFT 3

date: July 16, 2008

I got all that way and through all sorts of Shifting fun and then...

Mel Gibson? Dude, you FAIL.

Score: 4

"Meh"

submission: Stand Up Stand Off

date: December 9, 2007

It wasn't really all that funny. The comebacks were generic and boring, and the game as a whole wasn't terribly engaging. Sorry, I doubt I'll be coming back to this for a second go.

Score: 6

"It's okay..."

submission: Murloc RPG

date: December 28, 2006

Okay. Fangus is a pain in the ASS.

I stopped healing for a while because it seriously felt like one of those scripted battles where you're going to lose, but don't die. I couldn't get him below 50% health.

I understand if you have pummel, then he's easier. But alas, having never fought something before that used magic, that seemed completely and totally useless.

Aside from that, my character build was such that by the time I was level five, I wasn't afraid of anything. I waltzed through the crocolisk onslaught--well, trudged, really, since the battles just get longer and longer.

combat was annoying, since I couldn't set it to "autoattack".

Ah, well. It was kinda fun, but I don't know if I'll ever play it again.

Score: 0

"SO much potential..."

submission: Silent Hill Sudden Death

date: July 13, 2004

But what looked so good fromthe cover became crappy graphics and a cheap excuse for panty flashes the moment the actual game started.

I love SH. This makes me cry.